The Unwind Ensemble

A six-pack for when the clock’s gone fuzzy and time no longer applies.

These wines aren’t in a rush. Neither should you be. Crack one, float into the ether, and let your tastebuds take a walk through a velvet dimension.

2022 Mahady – 100% Roussanne. Whole bunch, carbonic maceration. Like a floral fruit salad thrown against a limestone wall. Juicy with just enough bite.

2022 Cré Sauvignon Blanc – High-altitude, granite-grown Sauv Blanc with citrus, sea spray, and a minerally edge sharper than a jazz badger’s hat.

2023 Petit Blanc – Riesling, but deeper. Quince, apricot, preserved lemon. Imagine licking a stone that’s seen things.

2024 Speedo Gris – Pinot Gris split between old oak and steel. Pears, white flowers, strawberry lift. Tastes like a summer holiday where no one texts you.

2024 Goth Juice – Brooding Shiraz with berries, plums, and dark fruit all swirling in a velvet cloak. Sips like a fog rolling through your third eye.

2024 I’m All Ears – Prosecco + Vermentino Pet Nat. Pears, lemons, florals, and fizz that tickles the soul. A bottle-shaped daydream.

Uncork the nonsense. Embrace the lounge lizard within. This is your portal to the unwindiverse.